The Darkmode PORTFOLIO
Go on, read one. I dare you.
AI didn’t kill creativity. It just replaced the excuses.
A darkly honest, mildly unhinged account of one week in I.T. hell.
Firsthand Knowledge. Secondhand Credit
I don’t write about tech. I write from it.
12 years in Tech will teach you things.
Mostly what not to do.
From Service Desk to Cloud Engineering and Infrastructure to Data, I’ve lived the mess.
Now I help people make sense of theirs.
Word on the Street
Nice things people said. Probably sincere.
Samir B., CTO
Thought Leadership
“We brought him in for one piece and kept him ever since. He can take a messy, half-formed doc and turn it into something articulate, confident, and readable.”
Janine L., VP Products
Ghostwriting & Messaging
“I sent him a rough outline. He turned it into something our investors actually understood. Can’t overstate the value of that.”
Xianping W., Dir of IT
SaaS Brand Voice & Deep Dives
“He doesn’t just write, he thinks. He pulled ideas out of our heads we didn’t know we had, and made every piece actually sound like us.”
Angela L., Product Manager
Ghostwriting & Product Comms
“We were too close to the product. He helped us step back, clarify what actually mattered, and put it into words that resonated.”
